Would you kill a commie for mommie? How about vice versa?

Well I'll answer that backwards, yes my mother would kill a commie for me, she was on McCarthy's investigation squad. Most of the people she was sent to investigate never made it to the senate hearings if you know what I mean. As for me, to kill a commie they would have to be vietnamese or Cuban an had to have done some thing really serious to my mommy. The chinese don't bother me so much, and besides you know they read everything we type too so watch out when you talk bad about the reds that have nukes.