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michelle the joke fairy i am looking thru this section for your jokes...they are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would this comment be considered Illegal or protected free speech, and will that subpoena hold up?

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What can I make with a can of sardines, hot pepper jelly, and cream cheese?

Not really a full meal but something to snack on, i would mix the jelly and cream cheese. But bread into fours (bite size), spread jelly/cheese mixture. Add sardine on top!

Question about Currency Conversion?

I don't know about there, but here in the US, the computer systems at the big currency exchanges are set up in such a way that the buy and sell rates for all currencies are in US dollars. Thus, if I was selling Euros and buying AED, I would have to sell the Euros for USD and then buy AED with USD as a second transaction. That means that I suspect that the option #2 you list in your question is how it would have to be done.

Help With FISHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Ok, I got a tank (duh) and it's about medium sized. It's about 2 1/2 feet wide and 1 foot tall. I want about 5 fish. I would love all the fish to be different colors. The fish should be freshwater. And I need some tips on how to take care of them. Help is greatly appreciated. Thnx.

Advice please!?

You need to have a serious talk with your mother. Not to be offensive, but she is acting quite irresponsible. For one thing, I'm hoping that this guy that she is allowing to live in your home was checked out thoroughly before being allowed to move in. (you know, criminal records if any..things like that) Again though, you need to have a talk with her. You need to tell her how neglected you feel and why, and how much you are hurting as a result. You should also, while being respectful, tell her exactly how you feel about her not coming home at night. I would explain that as a mother it is not a good idea to not come home to your children at night. It is not safe for you and I'm sure it makes you worry about her when she does it also. If talking with her doesn't help I would suggest meeting with a counselor, but that costs money and I know that is probably not a very reasonable solution for you all right now. In the meantime if talking doesn't resolve it what you could do is try talking to a school counselor or even searching for forums or message boards online that are for people in family situations similar to your own. Maybe getting to vent your feelings in a place where there are others in a similar situation might make you feel better. I will stress on a final note that this isn't your fault. Your mother sounds as if she has some issues of her own that she needs to work out that have nothing to do with you. I hope things work out for you. :)

Tooth whitner that actually works without making teeth weak!?

i need some strong tooth whitener that actually works without destroying enamel or making my teeth meaker than they alrealy are, i usually use my plus white whitener about 1 time per week, it works alright but i kind of want to change, do you know ANY home remdie or store bought whitner